Ode to the Public Library

September 19, 2016 0

Every two weeks-ish I go to the public library to renew what I haven’t finished, return stuff, and pick out more stuff.  It’s a place I pretty much take for granted.  Every once in a […]

No Fair!

September 12, 2016 0

Anyone who tells you life is fair is trying to sell you something. This is not news to me, or anyone else who has spent more than, say, four years on planet Earth.  But still, […]

A Mother’s Lament

August 29, 2016 0

Twinkle twinkle little star Get this trash out of my car The Taco Bell The Coffee Cup: Balloons that you were blowing up   Up above the world so high Somewhere there’s a bright blue […]

Yesoholics Anonymous

August 23, 2016 0

Hello.  My name is Lori, and I’m a Yesoholic. I have a more or less clinical resistance to saying no to whatever people ask of me.  In fact, even when I say no, people take […]

Mascara

August 15, 2016 0

If I were a little kid, and I presented you with this picture I had drawn with crayons:          you would have no real way of knowing if it was supposed to […]

Crushing Mind Candy

August 8, 2016 0

Comes the end of the day (defined on some bad days as 3:00 p.m.) and I am completely brain dead.  There has been enough input and the overworked filing clerks in my skull need some […]

School Dress Code

August 1, 2016 0

Once upon a time, I gave birth two and a half weeks early to a little six and a half pound peanut whose legs were so scrawny that even preemie diapers wouldn’t give him a […]

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